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Bible jokes

If Facebook, was there in # Bibletimes, some Posts would be Like…
1. Guys it’s scary. Lot’s wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come..
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah’s Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But ’em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can’t believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: D--n! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. # SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus’ Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with ’em bro’s..Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!

Put your own, don’t spoil the fun…

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